So she wakes up when it’s still dark, sometimes. Who would want to wake up before the sun touches them? It’s a bit sad, but I can live with that. And she feeds me, so I love her by default. But recently she’s been taking my food away after a while. I don’t know if she’s noticed, but that means I can’t wander over and munch at my food whenever I want to. And that’s another thing- none of Them are giving me their Myfood anymore. Y’know, the stuff that when I try to eat it they go “No-Misty-That’s-Myfood.” In return I’ve taken to eating their Mystuff instead, all of the colourful things lying in reach. This makes her sad, but it’s so fun to make Them chase me!
She and me are happy because we both like to sleep lots. Except she gets to sleep under the covers and I don’t. But I’m allowed to nuzzle her and I get my own special blanket and pillow to sleep on. We would sleep all day if we were allowed to, except for those days where she wakes up when it is still dark. Then she makes me go outside in the cold to sleep. But they made me my own house outside! It’s small, but I like it. I like bringing bugs into it to play with them. I sometimes put my blanket into my house as well. And if she wants me to go outside and she has a really really nice treat, I will run into my house and wait for her. She says it’s the only time I act well-trained.
If you have a she or a he, it’s really fun to wait for them to whistle for you, then do nothing. They get all frustrated and stuff. It’s fun.
The she in my life has two boxes. She loves one, but I don’t know about the other. One is a big square that she watches for hours, and loves it. Sometimes I see people and Mystuff on it. It has another box with little boxes that she presses with her fingers to make a clicky noise. She does this a lot. These boxes are together on her desk and she calls it “Online”.
The other box is the flashybox. It’s a much smaller box with flashy lights on it, which are fun to watch. Sometimes the light at the top turns off and then she gets mad. Sometimes she dances with the box to make the top light go on again. All of the words she calls that box are rude. I don’t know why she tries so hard to make the flashybox happy if it is mean to her. She should play more with me instead. I’m mostly always happy.
-Misty
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