So my aunt is organising New Year festivities. And I have been told that I ‘have’ to bring a date with. Well, let’s look at my options.

B- Nice guy, but I don’t fancy him.

G- I want him, but he’s full of crap 70% of the time.

J- Too old, not interested.

J2- I want him, but he’s in the US

D- He’s cute, but in Canada

M- Very cute, I crush on him… but he’s somehow attached to another girl

Not great options, are they? All I would like is a guy to kiss on New Year’s. Is that so hard to ask? Maybe I should hire an escort.

In other news, lolsecretz had me rolling with laughter at the premise. I’ll be watching it.

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